For god’s sake, you’re BOXES with LEGS! It is literally your only purpose! Walking onto buttons! How can you not do the one thing you were designed for?
Warmer. Warrrrmer. Boiling hot. Boiling—okay, colder. Ice cold. Arctic. Very very very cold LOOK JUST GET ON THE BUTTON!
Oh, that’s funny, is it? Oh it’s funny? Because we’ve been at this for twelve hours and you haven’t solved it either, so I don’t know why you’re laughing.
You’ve got one hour! Solve it!”